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    Friday, October 10, 2008
    / 1:11 AM

    > > GSCE ‘O’ Levels
    > > Hokkien Exam Paper
    > >
    > >
    > > Instructions:
    > >
    > > 1. Read the passage carefully
    > >
    > > 2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
    > >
    > > 3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
    > >
    > >
    > > Question:
    > > Singalella why become rich ?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
    > >
    > > She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
    > >
    > > Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
    > >
    > > Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
    > >
    > > If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
    > >
    > > Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
    > >
    > > CPF poon boh.
    > >
    > > But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
    > >
    > > So he say, ‘oeh, long chong lai ah.’
    > >
    > > Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, ‘Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.’
    > >
    > > Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
    > >
    > > Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.
    > >
    > > That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
    > >
    > > Her neighbour came over and ask, ‘Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?’
    > >
    > > So Singaalella kong, ‘I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.’
    > >
    > > She never expect but the neighbour say, ‘Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.’
    > >
    > > So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
    > >
    > > She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o’clock.
    > >
    > > At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.
    > >
    > > Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
    > >
    > > Just as Ah Ming told himself, ‘Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat’, Singalella came in.
    > >
    > > Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
    > >
    > > ‘Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.’
    > >
    > > Ah Ming say to Singalella, ‘eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!’
    > >
    > > Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.
    > >
    > > But then just it was 12 o’clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
    > >
    > > He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.
    > >
    > > So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
    > >
    > > So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
    > >
    > > Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien….
    > >
    > > A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.
    > >
    > > Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
    > >
    > >
    > > A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.
    > >
    > > zhia lat
    > >
    > >
    > > E8. Don’t understand story and/or catch no ball.
    > >
    > > leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean
    > >
    > >
    > > F9. Don’t understand rating.
    > >
    > > kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?


    This is so funny
    emily:D